I'm Already Disturbed Please Come In Funny Welcome Doormat Size:Small and now you're on the

and now you're on the other side

I'll serve you a mean chicken stir fry

that's all we can offer you

Maybe even wine and cookies

a creepy Evil Grin and a wide Toothy Grin

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